Fail

So who's phone starts going off very loudly right next to her ear at 5ish this morning, exactly 2 hours after she's gone to sleep?

Mine.

...My response was to ninja-punch the thing and hide under my pillows....

And then I saw what time it was and began texting obscenities at the anal-probing son of a douche who would dare attempt to reach me at this ungodly hour....

And then I realized that it was Facebook Mobile...

Idiot.