Thursday, August 27, 2009

I need a freaking road map

So "John" liked "Brandy" who likes both "Darrel" and "Phil" but Phil decided to ask Brandy out. Except Phil is John's BFF 4EVAR, and now apparently Phil is dead to John for ever asking Brandy out in the first place, and Brandy is -- apparently -- a HORRIBLE TERRIBLE EVIL PERSON for ever accepting the date in the first place.... And now they're not friends and I'm trapped in the middle...for some inane reason.

So, yeah, I need a freaking road map. Excuse me while I go purchase one.

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